"I want the deepest, darkest, sickest
parts of you that you are afraid to share
with anyone because I love you
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist
the future is now
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.